Why Daddy Won’t Join Twitter
My lovely 75 year old father was asked to join Twitter by one of his oldest and dearest friends.
This was his response:
Some folks just love to sit and twitterâ€¦
It makes their hearts go patter-pitter…
It makes their eyes go all aglitter,
But I will hope you wonâ€™t be bitter
If I am not a big committer.
And ’cause I’m choosing to forgit â€˜er.
Please donâ€™t think that Iâ€™m a quitter
Or a low repulsive critter.
There are lots of folks much fitterâ€¦
You could get a baby sitter
Or a famous home run hitterâ€¦
Those are folks you might consider.
How about a counterfeiter
Or a German Messerschmitter?
But for me and all that twitter,
For now I say I will omit â€˜er.